+ we've decided to do a trial run of getting rid of cable. it's practically summer and there's no reason to have the tv on, anyway. however...i'm sure going to miss morning cartoons. i usually let the girls watch cartoons while they eat breakfast and i'm able to get some quick chores done.

+ oh lawd. when my farmer took the girls to mccall for the night a few days ago things got a little crazy. and by crazy i mean i ate a giant bowl of ice cream. this wouldn't be a big deal, but i've discovered i'm lactose intolerant and really - dairy should be nowhere near me.

+ i also told my farmer i was going to stay on the farm and complete a few projects - i didn't. i ended up going wine tasting with a baby.
+ since kaye started gymnastics a few months ago i've been able to take sawyer as well. usually, sawyer will watch with me or play with something random. but the past two times sawyer has freaked the eff out because i can't let her go on the mats and equipment. she wants to be out there with the kids and it's the saddest thing. so...sawyer's gymnastics days are over. i think i'm going to have to just drop kaye off from now on. it makes me SO sad because i love watching kaye.

+ i'm having some serious issues in the house department. all of a sudden i want to redo all of our painting and trim. we also still have that unfinished bathroom downstairs. i want to put up a chair rail with shadow boxes in the girl's new room. oh! and the landscaping. we have a huge landscaping project coming up. with my farmer being so busy (what with farming and all) i'm thinking i need an on-property handyman. this doesn't seem difficult...except we live in the middle of nowhere...amongst other farmers. i can't just call one up. so really...i need a brother husband. one husband to do all the things my farmer does and one husband to do all the house projects.

+ to support said house projects...i plan on making tens and tens of dollars from the new, giant ad i placed right smack at the top of my blog. did you miss it? i didn't think you did. it's in a trial period to see if it really does make any mula. i know two things - it it doesn't make any money it's gone. if it does make money...my blog just got a little uglier...and that hurts my heart.

+ yesterday i only put mascara on...so when it came time for bed i was too lazy to wash it off. i regret this. my eyeballs are on fire. this is why i hate makeup and don't usually wear any at all. ladies - wash your faces.

+ the bachelorette - ummm...does anyone feel like jo jo got the shaft in the selection? granted, there are a few guys i like. but what about the 'roid-rager? uhhh...he's suuuper scary.
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in other news...remember jim from the office? he has a doppleganger on the show! am i right, or am i right?

drop the mic. i'm out.